Pretty Princess Pretzels
Most amusement park FAQs won’t state this piece of advice, but it’s best to wear something supportive if you’re planning to take on the most extreme rides. Too bad this lady didn’t know this and learned her lesson the hard way while gravity did its thing. Nonetheless, it did lead to a hilarious photo.
One of the more entertaining elements of going to theme parks is looking around at the different people there, many of whom happen to be pretty easy on the eyes. They stand out from the crowd by wearing memorable outfits or by doing something truly picture-worthy. Here are some perfectly-timed photos of people at amusement parks that were fortunately captured for everyone to behold.
Not An Appropriate Attire For Toy Land
Honestly, this gal looks like a younger, more princess-like version of Katherine Heigl. And she’s not just easy on the eyes, she enjoys a good pretzel, too. She’s got all the tasty food to share, after all. Here’s hoping she has some extra cheese sauce to share, as well.
Here’s a fun fact: the term “pretzel” was actually derived from the word “pretiola,” which means “little rewards.” That’s just perfect, because who wouldn’t want to reward themselves with a good treat after a tiring, but joy-filled day at an amusement park?
A Ride For The Insane
What this girl is wearing might bring you back to the first photo on this list. There’s no shaming anyone for wearing such clothing, but once again, it’s essential to dress appropriately in amusement parks because you’ll never know what kind of wild rides you might encounter along the way.
Nonetheless, it’s obvious how excited this young lady is to be at Toy Story Land. Her childhood was obviously spent watching Woody in the Toy Story animated film franchise, and her excitement can be felt through the photo. She even color-coordinated her outfit, but hopefully, she still brought a change of clothes.
Dress Appropriately Or Don’t Go At All
For anyone who thinks that they’re some kind of crazy thrill-seeker, the Insanity Ride in Las Vegas is the perfect pastime. But for those who just want to experience the rush of it, it’s might be best to take a bit of liquid courage before walking up the loading platform.
The Insanity Ride is one mind-bending adventure. A huge mechanical arm extends out to be 64 feet above the Skypod’s edge, at the height of over 866 feet and spins passengers in the open air at quite the speed. Are you willing to risk your mental state for this thrill?
The Disney Kingdom That’s Not So Family Friendly
Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge is one terrific ride, especially if you’ve always been among the fanbase of the Star Wars films. If you’re not, though, or haven’t watched the movies, you’ll still have fun because of how interactive it is and how impressive the graphics are. It’ll make for an enjoyable experience.
If Han Solo sees this photo, he’d likely love it. After all, during his younger days, this girl might’ve been his type, although she’s another one of those who can’t care any less about dress codes. Han Solo would’ve bragged to her about his ship, the Millennium Falcon.
Oh, Look! More Mouseketeers
The Sun published an article in 2019 that shone a light on how tourists flocked to the famous Animal Kingdom park in Orlando’s Walt Disney World resort for a kind of immature purpose. The park has taken on a hidden meaning because of the strategic placement of certain words right at the entry.
Regular park visitors know that the Animal Kingdom gag isn’t the only thing deemed rude in Disney World. For instance, their staff never point using one finger because it’s considered crude in various cultures. Instead, they do the “Disney Point,” which is pointing with two fingers.
Gas For The Magic Carpet
Although this picture is a play on Mickey Mouse’s ears, it’s doubtful anybody’s looking too hard at any of those lugs. Minnie Mouse might like to wear these skimpy outfits for herself, but most moms may have a disapproving comment about this way of dressing.
As per an article written by the CEO of Style Blueprint, it’s essential that the clothing you choose must cover your bust and your derrière if you’re going to any theme park. She witnessed all the faux pas firsthand and just had to write about it. Another thing to consider when dressing for Disney is that parks are very much casual, family-oriented places.
Wanna Ride The Incredicoaster With Me?
Aladdin is an American animated musical fantasy movie that came out in 1992. To whoever has already watched it, including its 2019 live-action adaptation, they know that the magic carpet has its own personality and is a sentient being in that world. This family played on that idea.
It’s entirely possible that the magic carpet was the one who let it rip and just blamed the human for its gassiness. Talk about a magic carpet ride. Seriously though, these folks did a great job at taking advantage of this prop in the cleverest way possible. What a Disney hack.
There’s Magic In The Air
Okay, the importance of following the proper dress code has been mentioned a few times that you surely get it by now. Because of that, the focus won’t be on this girl’s choice of attire, but rather the ride. Here’s hoping she didn’t have any wardrobe malfunctions during her ride on the Incredicoaster.
The steel roller coaster is found at Disney California Adventure in Anaheim, California. If you’re planning to experience it, The Incredibles-themed ride is in the theme park’s Pixar Pier section. Don’t be fooled by it being based on an animated film, though, because the Incredicoaster is the fastest coaster at the resort and reaches high speeds of 55 miles per hour.
Truly The Happiest Place On Earth
At this point, we’re convinced that most pretty ladies who go to amusement parks in this attire don’t really go there to ride the craziest rides. But just like everyone, they’re there to have fun and gather magical moments that can be experienced at “The Happiest Place On Earth.”
With the warm sun perfectly illuminating this picture, you can that this shot just exudes some sort of magic. Even her long blonde hair catches all that light, which shows in her expression. Kudos to whoever took this because they did such a great job.
This Girl Will Get Mickey In Trouble With Minnie
When you go to Disneyland, you better take pictures that are just like this one. It’s these kinds of snaps that will take you back to reminisce about how awesome a time at “The Happiest Place On Earth.” And if you’re there with the love of your life, that just makes the experience ten times better. See, that smile says it all.
Now, the real question we have is whether or not this gal’s significant other is more delighted to be at Disneyland or to be with her. It’s probably a real close call, but odds are that he’ll respond “being with her” is on top if he knows what’s good for him.
A Fan Of Fantasia
In many appearances, Minnie Mouse is referred to as the girlfriend of Mickey Mouse. She’s the best friend of Daisy Duck and also an excellent mate to Clarabelle Cow. To honor her 90th anniversary of creation, she was granted a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
And although Mickey and Minnie never had an on-screen wedding, Walt Disney stated in a 1933 interview that they are a married couple in private life. Knowing all that, this gal will never top Minnie. However, she might get Mickey in trouble with the love of his life.
That Pout Ain’t Doing It, Gaston
In 1940, Walt Disney released Fantasia, which depicted his studio’s most brazen experiment to date, according to Rotten Tomatoes. He brought to life his vision of combining classical music with animated imagery. Well, he succeeded because this timeless masterpiece is a spectacle of sight and sound.
No wonder this gal was so excited to have a photograph taken with that background. After all, the site Screen Rant has said that it’s considered one of the most brilliant and influential animated movies of all time. Next time you have a movie night, go and watch it if you haven’t seen it yet.
Newly Recruited Mousketeers
The character Gaston from the iconic film Beauty and the Beast is known for his attempts to charm women, so him trying to woo this young belle isn’t so surprising. And in a tale as old as time, the woman just doesn’t want to have anything to do with such a braggart fool so full of himself from the look on her face.
It’s unclear if this is the same Gaston that got harassed by a Disney guest in a viral video posted on YouTube in 2015. Meeting Disney characters can be pretty exciting. Nonetheless, it’s necessary to remember that, although these actors and actresses are in character, they’re still humans that warrant respect.
Fowl Play
Although Walt Disney didn’t want him to have five fingers, Mickey Mouse still became one of the most famous Disney characters in the land. Mickey even has the honor of being the first cartoon character to get a Hollywood Walk of Fame star in 1978.
It’s good they decided not to name him Mortimer last minute because that doesn’t sound right to us. Then again, that name seems like it fits one of these pups. They’re so adorable that you can almost feel their warm and furry heads just by this heartwarming picture.
“Aw, Phooey,” That’s Donald Duck Family
This bird just gets a thrill out of seeing innocent amusement park goers scared out of their minds. Since this lady is strapped in, she’s entirely at its mercy. You can see the terror in her eyes as this little birdie mercilessly terrifies her with its “fowl play.”
This scary scene became a viral video that NBC News reported in July 2021. You can see this seagull slamming itself onto a poor Pennsylvania woman’s face at a Jersey Shore amusement park. The ride she was on is called the Springshot, located at Morey’s Piers.
We Are Net-ver Going To Try This
Some moments just can’t be scripted, and this is undoubtedly one of them. That look of happiness on Donald Duck’s face says it all in this special moment. He’s finally reunited with his family, and his friends are there to witness the heartwarming moment.
We bet there was a whole lot of quacking going on here, and Donald Duck just had to say his favorite catchphrase, “Aw, Phooey!” Donald Duck is usually known for his ill-temper, although he’s Disney’s second most well-known cartoon character after Mickey Mouse.
This Looks Like A Scene From A Horror Movie
Among all the exciting stuff to experience in Dallas, Texas, nothing may be more unbelievable than this. This ride lifts you to just beneath the top of its 16-story tower, and then lets you go. If you want to try it, you won’t be judged, you adventurous thrill-seeker, you!
But for many people, it’s certainly a “NO.” Their website, Go Jump, says that safety is their #1 priority. Still, it’s not something that you’ll be blamed for not trying. It’s hard to say what’s more intense: dropping into the safety net or dragging yourself off the net and crawling to the side after that frightening fall.
Dude, You Disappointed Minnie Big Time
If you ask us, these four people look like they were kidnapped and strapped onto this ride called the Big Shot in Las Vegas, Nevada. The girl from the far-left is missing her shoes, and the one next to her looks like she’s straight out of the movie The Ring.
Meanwhile, that dude is giving us The Scream painting vibes, and the girl next to him looks like she’s about to cry. Still, we understand what they’re going through. After all, what’s scarier than being shot 160 feet into the air atop the stratosphere?
A Kid’s Worst Nightmare
Buddy, the dress code is already in the tagline. Disney theme parks pride themselves as being “The Happiest Place On Earth,” so why are you trying to wreck the vibe with that “killer” shirt? Minnie’s disappointed feeling is oozing from this photograph.
At this point, you might be wondering what Deadmau5 means. In 2002, a DJ named Joel Zimmerman became famous as the “dead mouse guy.” That’s after he told people in an Internet chat room that he discovered a dead mouse inside his computer. He then started using the abbreviated name Deadmau5 as his chat room username. That just took a turn, didn’t it?
Dad Of The Day
Imagine being a little kid, and you see this sign for the first time in your life. What would go on in your head? You’d probably lose your marbles by the thought of your parents looking to swap you for another kid. Of course, Disney can’t actually do this, but may want to change the name.
Child Swap, also called the Rider Switch, simply lets members of a group take turns riding those kinds of attractions while the remaining group members watch the group’s non-riding youngsters. The first group waits in line, while the rest can ride after with some waiting time.
Someone Cast This Boy For Jurassic World
King Triton, the Sea King, is among the central characters in The Little Mermaid, Disney’s 1989 classic animated feature film. He’s the father of Ariel, one of the Seven Princesses of Atlantica. It’s likely that King Triton has a tough time competing with this human father, who dressed up as a merman just for his little girl.
Here’s some thoughts for all the fathers out there: When your child tells you to wear a mermaid costume, well, you put that sparkling blue attire on without any complaints. This dad undoubtedly acquired the new skill of walking in skintight skirts that day, too.
Pluto And His Newfound Friend
In the 2015 film Jurassic World, a new theme park filled with brand new dinosaurs was constructed on the original location of the first Jurassic Park. In the movie, scientists created the Indominus Rex, a genetically-modified hybrid dinosaur that escapes containment.
This boy has shown us how he would react in such a scenario, so he should’ve been cast on the movie or its future sequels, at least. He might’ve had to change his underwear after this encounter, though. If you’re a fan of dinosaurs yourself, you might want to check out the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios located in Orlando, Florida.
A Ride That Can Make One Cross-Eyed
In Disneyland, Pluto is often seen roaming around Main Street and Toontown. But if you go to Disneyland Paris, the pet dog frequently appears in Frontierland and Fantasyland. Sometimes, he’s in Adventureland, too. Toon Studio in the Studios is another one of his favorite places.
Wherever Pluto was in this picture, it’s still a really adorable moment for the owner of this lucky pup. It’s certainly one of the sweetest forms of canine bonding you’ll see. Disney just has a knack for bringing out the magic in everyday life.
This Ain’t Your Childhood Backyard Swing
While voluntarily crossing the eyes won’t lead to long-term damage according to many optometrists, there is a disorder that causes them to point inward. The condition wherein the eyes don’t line up with each other is called strabismus. Simply put, one eye is turning in a different direction from the other.
After covering the science of it all, this kid that found his eyes crossing while on an intense ride was just holding on for dear life. He’s probably thinking of never being the Robin to his dad’s Batman ever again after this wild happening. Honestly, who can really blame him?
Geez, What A Photobomber
Most people will not be envious of this man at all. It just doesn’t seem worth subjecting yourself to such sheer heights, man. Even if it’s a cool photo op. This ain’t anybody’s backyard swing from their childhoods. It ain’t even that carnival YoYo ride you once tried as a kid.
The Orlando Starflyer is a beast that holds the title of being the World’s Tallest Swing Ride at a towering 450 feet. According to their website, it’s a unique attraction appealing to young and old alike, the adventurous and not so adventurous.
This Pooch Is Having The Time Of Its Life
By looking at this picture, you can practically hear that gal in pink exasperatedly saying, “Get out of the way, lady!” She just had to walk by as they were having their mini-pictorial, and it’s grinding the gears of these women. There’s a term for people who do this—photobombers.
At least you can tell that the lady is quite apologetic for what she had just done by that universal expression of embarrassment she has on her face. Quick fact, though: Did you know that the word “photobombing” is now officially part of most major dictionaries, from Merriam-Webster to Cambridge?
Blasphemy To Mickey’s Name
Imagine a toddler that went to Disney for the first time and was able to enjoy a pretzel, some souvenirs, and photos with their favorite characters. They probably would have the same expression as this cute pug right here. What else could anyone ask for in life?
But apart from service animals, it’s unfortunate that regular pets aren’t allowed to roam around Disneyland Park freely. Nonetheless, there’s a kennel on-site for pets that aren’t service dogs. They can spend the day there while their moms and dads have fun at Disneyland.
“Is This It?”
This doesn’t seem like it was taken from an amusement park but rather at a church, of all places. Look again a little more closely if you don’t get why this picture made it on the list. There, you see it now? How can they do this to Mickey Mouse, the face of Disney?
Then again, it’s likely this lady had no idea that she did such a cringe-worthy thing by simply tying her hoodie around her waist. Also, that style went out the window decades ago. On top of that, why on earth did she even choose this Mickey hoodie as church attire?
Twerk It Like You’re Donald Duck
This lady is probably thinking, “So this is that ride that fatally injured a 37-year-old man from Florida in November 2000?” Well, that guy was just mad for attempting to exit the ride vehicle while it was running. Anyway, the expression on this lady’s face is one you’ve seen a dozen times in these kinds of rides. She’s just not having it.
According to USA Today, Splash Mountain had had a makeover at Walt Disney World and Disneyland. It’s now a The Princess and the Frog-themed ride that ends in “the ultimate Mardi Gras party.” Now that sounds like something that may end up putting a smile on her face.
Buzz Lightyear Meets Baby Buzz
Who knew that Donald Duck was already twerking way before it was popular to do so? A Reddit thread has even been made called “Donald Duck, The Original Twerker.” If you haven’t seen the GIF of him executing the dance move, then you are in for a real treat.
Want to recreate some of Donald’s choreography? Then take some inspiration from this woman, who just had to show off her sass at Disneyland. This photo is perfectly-timed for a second reason: notice how aligned her rear end is to that of the other lady in front of her.
Slingshot – Six Flags
To infinity and beyond! That catchphrase is simply perfection, and it’s uttered by none other than Buzz Lightyear of Toy Story. You might be surprised to know that the man in the costume’s real name is Lunar Larry. But in a BBC article from 2015, they posed the question if this character is possibly depressed.
If that’s the case, for Buzz Lightyear to meet this toddler who chose to dress up like him may be the perfect cure to help with that depression. One thing is for certain: this moment is now also among the highlights in this kiddo’s life. That’s just a good thought to sit on.
A Look Of Terror
Nope. Here is another one of those rides that’s understandable if you wouldn’t dare ride in a million years. It only has two cables, and it’s called Slingshot. Basically, you’ll be a human-sized pebble ejected out of an enormous rubber band. But if you’re curious, it’s located in California’s Six Flags Magic Mountain amusement park.
Death is another reason most people would never get on this thing even if they’re paid. Francesca Galazzo, a 27-year-old mom, sadly passed away after falling out of another Sling Shot ride, this time in Italy’s San Benedetto del Tronto carnival. Still up for going on the ride?
Who In The World Is Bort?
The look of terror on this kid’s face is extremely relatable. You’ve been there yourself, no doubt, where you repeat to yourself that it’s okay and you’re okay. That everything’s fine. But it’s not. The kid probably told herself the same thing before going on this ride.
Now she’s getting a crash course on why you should always trust your gut. It’s hard to know if this kid is not alright— but she doesn’t seem like it, at least throughout the entire ride. Once she gets down from it, she’ll probably be aching to do it again after some time. That’s just how it goes sometimes.
Bart Simpson might be a naughty, stubborn, misunderstood, rowdy, and even dangerous kid, but he doesn’t deserve to be treated like this. How would you like it if your name was misspelled like this for the entire world to see? They really did him dirty on this one.
Then again, this is an inside joke for super Simpsons fans. If you’re among them, you’ll remember the episode where the ten-year-old child of Homer and Marge Simpson couldn’t find a souvenir with his name. He was curious why they would have a “Bort” one, only to discover actual Borts are out there.